Ah yes! My favorite day is finally here! Today is March 14th, and this is the day that steak and blow job enthusiasts can celebrate in wonderful harmony! That’s right folks, this day is a real day that has been created as a way for men to feel appreciated after having spent countless amounts of dollars on teddy bears, lingerie and candies for valentine’s day. Steaks and BJs are the perfect combination to get a Friday night started, so in celebration of this day, I have decided to pride my viewing audience with a few tips on how to create a great streak and how to perform an amazing blow job!
Grab a good steak and a box of condoms (safety first) and have fun on this night!
Tips for cooking a good streak
1 rib-eye steak, at least 4cm thick
Coarse sea salt and freshly ground black pepper
1 garlic clove, skin-on and crushed
1 sprig of thyme
1. Take the steaks out of the fridge 2 hours before you’re planning to cook, and allow them to come to room temperature.
2. Heat a heavy-based griddle pan or frying pan over a medium-high heat. Pat the steak dry with kitchen towel and then use tongs to press the fatty edge on to the hot pan until nicely browned. Meanwhile spread a thin layer of salt and a sprinkle of coarse pepper on a plate. Put the steak on the plate, and turn to coat the steak lightly, then put it flat-side down into the pan. Cook for 90 seconds on each side, pressing down with a spatula, until both sides are well browned.
3. Add the butter, garlic and thyme to the pan and, when melted, use them to baste the steak, turning it every minute until it’s done to your liking: a 4cm steak should take about 6 minutes for medium-rare, but always do it by eye.
4. Take out of the pan and leave somewhere warm to rest for 5–10 minutes, then serve.
Tips on how to give an awesome BJ
- Use lots of saliva (eat a piece of sour candy before performing to produce saliva)
- Brush your teeth and tongue before performing
- Tie your hair away from your face
- Clean it before you blow it
- Ask your partner how he likes it
- Use your tongue while sucking to massage the shaft of his “member”
- Breathe through your mouth and not your nose when attempting to deep throat
- Don’t forget to pay attention to the balls! massage them with your hand or with your mouth
- Don’t use teeth!
- Put passion into every stroke
- Apply the suction
- Use both hands to twist in opposite directions around the shaft of the penis
- Hum while you perform…the vibration adds sensation
- Use the flat part of your tongue to massage the shaft
- Run your lips over the corona (ridge that joins the head and shaft)
- Use your tongue to lick the opening of the penis
- Use your hand to stroke the shaft while you suck