For Him: Signs You Laid The Pipe RIGHT!

Reading a woman's thoughts and emotions can be quite difficult especially during sex, but there are a few physical and verbal signs that will be great indicators that you are putting in good work and pleasing her right. Some of the signs you may already know, but others maybe new to you.  Either way, if you observe any of these reactions in the list, you ARE King dingaling...or daddy as some prefer lol.

  • She gets the leg shakes
  • After you're done, she curls up into a fetal position
  • During sex you repeatedly shouts the name of Jesus or says OMG multiple times in a row
  •  She tells you not to stop
  •  Her eyes roll in the back of her head
  •  She digs her nails in your back
  •  She throws it back
  •  You hear the the words, Sh*t, F*ck or Yeah while you're stroking
  •  She is still coming after you've pulled out
  •  She feels phantom dick at random moments when you're not together
  •  Her Vaginal walls tighten while you're inside
  • If she texts you a few days later with a "HI :-)" That means she wants some more PIPE!
  • She can't stand up straight
  • She loses her hearing
  • She walks like a cowboy for about three days
  • She grabs the sheets on the bed
  • She creates a puddle in the bed that soaks through your sheets
  • Her toes curl
  • She lays still for a few seconds right after she cums like she is paralyzed
  • She gets up to fix you something to eat and drink
  • She compliments you
  • She sucks air in between her teeth before moaning
  • After you're done, She can't speak but only shakes her head to say "yes" or "no" when you try to speak to her
  • Her moans become high pitched
  • She calls out your name
  • She gets goosebumps
  • She uses the grip of death on your head between her thighs when you give her head
  • She has to cover her mouth because she's moaning too loud
  • She starts to stutter while you're hitting it
  • She grabs the back of your head while you're licking her clitoris
  • She starts running from the D...hitting that spot sometimes feels too good to handle
  • Her breaths become short

If your partner displays one or more of these reactions, then you are a MASTER Lover...just make sure you wrap it up and don't give the long stroke to too many women..because you sir will have stalkers!

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  • Charles

    I can’t disagree with any of these. Very, very true! Feel i can begin to appreciate myself.

    April 12, 2012 Reply
  • Manuel

    I agree with the majority of these as I have experienced many. But I might feel some kind of way if you still have the energy to get up and cook after I laid it down.

    December 28, 2016 Reply

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