It's always said that men have the tendency to think with their little heads instead of their big heads, and I've seen this happen plenty of times to know that this statement is true. However, what I didn't know was that women are ruled by their vaginas in the same way as men are ruled by their penises...that is until this past weekend. Men and women are very different, but when it comes to the feelings in our genitals, we are made in similar ways. This past weekend was a busy one for me, participating and exhibiting at the Exxxotica Expo 2014 in Chicago as a seminar leader and advocate for safer sex, however I was feeling some things within my vagina that I had never felt before. My pussy was pouting. Yes, I said my pussy was pouting! As I walked into the convention center to set up my booth, she was having a hissy fit throbbing and pulsating with each step that I took, and it became annoying. I stopped to really pay attention to how I was feeling, because this was something I had never experienced before. I began to breathe deeply and become aware of my surroundings and what was happening. Then, it hit me like a large palm to my left butt cheek: I was sexually frustrated and had done nothing about it for two weeks. It made so much sense why my pussy would have the pouty fit going on, but I couldn't understand why at this moment of having to handle business would she was choosing to act out. A light bulb went off in my head, and I remembered that a curved penis typically awaited me every year around this time, yet, this year I wouldn't be receiving that glorious gift. Yes, my friends Sexpert Tyomi was being CURVED in the biggest way, and I wasn't completely aware of it until SHE began to pout heavily. As the object of my sexual affections came closer to me, he welcomed me with open arms, and when he touched me, I knew I had discovered that my pussy had feelings, because she went from pouting, to longing and then into a stage of anger. I could tell that there was a massive amount of blood rushing to my pelvis that was the cause of all these emotional changes my poor baby was going though, but in this moment of frustration, I learned that all pussies go through emotions, and just as men feel pain in having blue balls when being teased and turned down for sex too often, women can feel the same affects too. There are a few different emotions that can be felt in the vagina/vulva that will create different feelings of sensation: Anger When she is angry, WATCH OUT! There is nothing worse than a pussy with an attitude. She will be swollen, uncooperative and may feel tingly all over. When a pussy is angry, she holds out on her partner as punishment, leaving you in the middle of a crossfire that you had no ideas was occurring. Pouty The pouty pussy is upset from heavy amounts of curving that has lead to a drought of sexual activity. When the pussy is pouty, she is dripping wet and one touch away from letting the floodgates open. Happiness When she is happy she jumps with joy, causing the walls of the vagina to contract and lengthen. This is a pussy worth entering. Longing When she's longing for the D she will go out on a hunt. "Longing Pussy" may find itself in a sexual situation that you've never intended on ever entering, like ending up in the bed of that one guy you've been curving for months only to discover he actually has good D. Fear A pussy in fear is one that isn't opening, not even for the jaws of life. This vagina is dry, hard to penetrate and uncomfortable for its owner and the man trying to get inside. Pussies become afraid when they feel threatened. Let's face it, women are emotional creatures, and our vaginas are not removed from feeling those same emotions. The brain is the largest sex organ and when our brain feels registers an emotion, our vaginas feels it. Don't ignore how your pretty kitty is feeling. Listen to her when she calls out to you before making any sudden moves that you may regret later.
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