Listen up fellas: I understand that receiving some bomb.com fellatio can be very exciting and acting out a porno by coming on your partner's face may be arousing, but if you decide to become painterly with your ejaculate (after condom use of course) there are 3 places you shouldn't skeet on the face out of respect for your partner (and to avoid any medical issues). Be careful of the following three areas:
Nose
If you release on her mouth, it's pretty easy for your marching solders to move towards her nose, however, avoid her nostrils at all costs. Not only will the semen block her ability to breathe through her nose, but when it dries, it will leave a residue that may be hard to remove from her nose, leaving her with the scent of you for the rest of the day (and no woman wants crust around her nose looking like a snotty nosed kid).
Eyes
This is a major area to avoid. Semen contains all types of substances that can be an irritant to the eye that can cause conjunctivitis (pink eye) and bring swelling, redness and pain with it. Being excited and overshooting in your partner's eye will leave you satisfied but leave her with an infected eye for several hours that may need medical attention and antibiotics later (and that's no fun..especially if you want that amazing mouth action again).
Hair
A woman's hair is her crown and glory, and many women take hours daily to get it into the perfect style. Having an oops moment where your man milk spills in her hair will require for her to wash her hair vigorously and destroy all the work that her (or her hairdresser) did to make her look and feel beautiful. If the washing doesn't get all of the residue out of her hair, she will be left with flakes that head and shoulders can't get rid of (regular shampoo and hot water will remove semen from hair, but c'mon, what woman wants to walk around with semen flakes in her hair..NOT ONE).
Semen can easily be cleaned up with hot water and soap, but sometimes it leaves a residue that takes a bit more scrubbing to remove. In the midst of your excitement, take a few seconds to remember the clean up afterwards and remember to avoid these three places. This small gesture will show her that you are respectful even during a submissive act.
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